Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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