Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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