Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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