He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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