drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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