thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I wish you could order shots online.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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