let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I have already put on my inside pants.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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