did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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