So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My bed smells like the plague
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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