Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Watching her eat just hurts me
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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