Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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