what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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