So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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