....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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