what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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