I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Randomize
