mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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