i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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