now i know why i became what i already was.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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