Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I believe in your delicious
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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