super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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