Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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