she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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