Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
