she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You're like the curious george of whores
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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