Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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