I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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