don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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