I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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