If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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