Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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