I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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