that's an acceptable place to lick
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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