I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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