Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This girl is more easily done than said...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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