Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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