is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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