i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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