called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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