Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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