I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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