loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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