i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he thought i was a dude.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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