He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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