I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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