good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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