what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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