What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
