Are we in a gay sports bar?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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