DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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