What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
is it fun? or sober?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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