Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
