Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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