Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You've changed since you got that strap on
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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